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F e b u a r y 1st

Hey getting info on our outsource callcenters.
Here are our friends in India
Knoah

"We at Earthlink are actively driving customer interaction on the web. To do this effectively we must improve response times while not compromising quality. As a result, we needed an offshore eService outsourcing partner who can enable us to manage our rapidly growing cusotmer communication over the Internet," said Executive Vice President, Customer Support, Earthlink,"

The benifits of outsourcing by CC Strategy
Customer Contact strategy Forum

EarthLink saved 500-700 percent on e-mail by outsourcing it to India while maintaining comparable or better quality of service.

Reports of jobs moving to India where technicians average about 32500 Indian Rupees a month or about $650 U.S. dollars. Most of these technicians have a high degree of education and most hold a masters degree.

Ajgaonkar a local businessman says. "And I don't have to pay more than Rs.750 (US$17) to a fresh programmer or a guy who has done a cheap course in multimedia from a small institute. I know he is unlikely to get more elsewhere."

Threads on current Layoffs
Dsl Reports

ClientLogic Corp Tennesse Company for outsourcing
They also support Juno, NetZero and Microsoft
-Monsieur Latroir

J a n u a r y 31st

Uploaded magical site.

- Check out the top hot or not link
and vote for some of my fellow coworkers.

- The IMAGE section is new

- The LINK section has worksafe links

-Monsieur Latroir

F e b u a r y 27th
	Favorite Quotes: "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." "It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the military has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber." "As she has done all season, Toni Smith turned 90 degrees away from the flag as the anthem was played prior to tip-off. Six of her teammates stood at attention with their hands on their chests, while three other teammates stood with their heads bowed and their arms at their sides. Smith declined to be interviewed after the game." Of course she did, and if she didn't, I wouldn't let her talk anyway. Why doesn't someone ask her what her future plans are? Is she going to stay in America, raise a family, live by the rights afforded to American citizens, and yet disgrace the American flag, not to mention all the people who died making it possible for this bitch to make her stupid little protests. This hypocritical snatch has the nerve to turn 90 degrees when the national anthem is played before her games? In protest of the possible war with Iraq. I know this sounds like a cliché, but if you are so displeased with America. Move to fucking Canada. Move to Mexico. Better yet, move to a country where your right to free speech doesn't exist, Iraq perhaps. With any luck the first American smart bomb will drill itself right into your Anti-American piehole. - Turd Ferguson
F e b u a r y 20th
	Ah, nothing like getting your point across. And what better way to do so, than with a sentence that is comprised of words that go together, to make a cohesive point. For example, a Technician recently muttered this to me: "he dragged me for almost 3 days to end his shit on error" This was muttered after an auction he was winning was ended early on eBay. I am not sure what it means, but it sounds like he was being dragged for 3 days (Perhaps by a horse?), in order to help the Seller end a problem he was having with a "Shit On" Error....I wonder if that's like a 629? Need more word funnies, check out Engrish.com. - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 20th
	Are we becoming a nation of idiots? More so than before anyway. Reality shows are officially out of control. Joe Millionaire? American Idol? Married By America? The Mole? Celebrity Mole? What the FUCK???? Star Search sucked the first time and it will suck more this time. Arsenio Hall can just barely be considered a has-been. At least the first Star Search had a drunk Ed McMahon to entertain. Speaking of Ed McMahon, isn't it just about time for him to check out? After all Death Mold killed his dog. - Turd Ferguson
F e b u a r y 20th
	Hello, well Im off to L.A. on assignment cause I feel like breathing exhaust, and visiting the big american mouse at Disneyland. A new reality TV show, Scare Tactics, Which puts ppl in "scary" scenarios without informing them of the prank. Is being sued by a woman who car stalled in the middle of the desert, then to her horror she watched as an Alien 'killed' her friends then chased her through the desert canyon. ~screams!!~ The Lady has since been admited to the hospital several times. Im sure many ppl can relate, to being abuducted, but I think she was short changed by not getting the "full abuduction experiance". - Monsieur Latroir
F e b u a r y 20th
	Holy Shit ! Just look at that thing !! Mike Tyson, who is scheduled to fight Clifford Etienne on Saturday, February 22nd, in Memphis Tennessee, had this freaking tattoo applied to his face, quite possibly as an excuse to not fight, or more likely, just to show he is a freak....If the fight does indeed go through, the pain from getting hit on such a tender spot (the first layer of scabbing will be just taking root) will be excrutiating, not to mention the fact that the ink will run, and the tattoo will look completely different after the fight.....My bet is, the fight is a no-go...... - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 17th
	Dammit, why don't we use advertising like this for our National Campaigns? I know I for one am now STRONGLY craving some milk (licked off her boobs, that is, hee hee).....In case you were wondering, the young lady pictured (who is older than me, I might add) is Sung Hi Lee, a famous Korean Supermodel.....And you wondered why :) ......Changing Gears, Ultima Online came out with their newest Expansion for their game, Age of Shadows (AoS), with new Lands, and more places to get a house (Since all the houses have been taken for the past three years).....Sounds great, right, but forgot to mention the fact, all the house locations were taken on the 1st Day (!!), and the Lag is now back to what it was when the game rolled out int he beginning, like 14k, even on a Broadband connection......Thanks OSI! - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 15th
	"Monsieur Latroir, I seek your assistance, please...." Damn, how come some people get all the 60's B-Movie babe's on the phone? Hee hee hee hee....Anyhoo, the new Yu-Gi-Oh Gameboy Advance game came out yesterday......Uhm, ya, I think......The premise of the game is to link up with others and play the card game......Sooooooo, why not just do it with the cards?.....I don't get it. Back to B-Movies, If you want to see more Of Monsier's Femme "Friend", you can see her over Here, or you can see ALL (and I mean ALL) the B-Movie Queens, in their "Morning Glory" over at Mister Skin's site - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 13th
	Ass Monkey is out of the Office for the week, but may be dropping a line to touch base (Rather than touch himself, for once). In his absence, I thought it would be a fitting gesture to list the Top five things most commonly uttered from his mouth: 1. "What do you mean pants are required?" 2. "She SAID she was eighteen!" 3. "Wanna piece of Candy?" 4. "I promise, it won't hurt..." 5. "So this creme will take care of the swelling?" See ya when you get back, Fugger! - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 12th
	Squirrel Fishing....That's right, squirrel FREAKING fishing.....This was an experiment done by a couple of HARVARD peeps, for who knows WHAT reason.....I guess the end result was to see how badly the Squirrel wanted the peanut that the Scientist tied to the string....Go see if you can figure it out Here.....Need more Squirrel action? Go see our Friends at Squirrel Hazing and Scary Squirrel World....That's the Action/Payback all you Squirrel Lovers have been craving (Did I just fucking type that?) - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 9th
	It never ceases to amaze me at some of the shit you can find out on the internet these days. Simple searches for the most common words can bring up some of the most bizarre things associated with them. Take this little gem for instance. This, allegedly, is a Hamster. Yeah, a Hamster. I know, looks just like it, too. I have seen LOTS of grey, circular hamsters, with Q-Tips for legs. And WTF is with the clouds in the backround, anyways? Is someone playing catch at "Squeakies" expense? Does he have Explosive Gas? Who knows? Check out some of these other GREAT image searches: Teabag, Monkey Balls, and of course Elephantitis....Enjoy :) - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 9th
	750 nude women form a heart around the words 'No War' on a hillside about 435 miles north of Sydney, Australia, Saturday, Feb. 8. The women said they wanted to send Prime Minister John Howard a message to recall Australian troops from the middle east. Yea, that makes sense. 750 nude chicks and they are 435 miles away from all the people that they want to pass the messege to. 750 ladies stripped down in the parliament building would have made a statement, this just says hey photographers come take pictures. Wish I was there… 700 chicks rollin in the mud what a sight. - Ass Monkey
F e b u a r y 8th
	Could someone please tell me why France has a seat on The U.N. Security Council. What have they ever done other than be invaded. Speaking of which, isn't it just about time. My cousin is visiting this summer and he's going to find a Kermit to surrender to him. Shouldn't be too hard, he is an American. On a different note, is anyone else as sick of U2 as I am. Have they done anything worth a damn since Joshua Tree? The next time Bono or "The Edge" tries to tell me what I should think, I am going to puke. I am positive they are actually French. - Turd Ferguson
F e b u a r y 8th
	In my last post I mentioned how someone should have been removed from the gene pool. Keeping with that thought, I felt I'd share one of my favorite web sites, DarwinAwards.com. What is a Darwin Award? The Darwin Awards honor those who assist us in cleansing our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways. A little Morbid? Yea, but after reading these things you will love the page. - Ass Monkey
F e b u a r y 8th
	One of the local Casinos in the area has lately been advertising their place, by using the Tag line "Where Friendship is the Largest Jackpot"......Uhm, I dunno about you all, but when I think Casinos, friendship most definately isn't the "Largest" thing I'm thinking about.....More like how "Large" my dick is gonna be from getting Blowjobs by Thai Hookers based on my winnings :P - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 7th
	Last night I watched an interview with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. In this interview he states that even though he got accused of improper actions with a 13 year old that cost him millions, he still has kids over at his Neverland Ranch to stay the night. Some even stay in his bedroom, but he was quick to say that he slept on the floor usualy. "Why can't you share your bed?" Jackson said, holding hands with the 12-year-old and letting him rest his head on his shoulder. "The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone." This is one sick bastard. He now has 3 kids of his own and an ungodly amount of children sleepingover. He stole his newest daughter out of the delivery room before the doctors even had a chance to clean her off. He said something around the lines of as soon as I cut the cord I grabbed her and I left the room, rushed her right out to the car and went home. I washed off the placenta when I got home with her. This guy is one Freaky ass person that should've been removed from the gene-pool to protect us from more freakishness from his kids. If you get a chance to watch the interview on a replay watch it, it would make Charley Manson feel normal. - Ass Monkey
F e b u a r y 7th
	What could be more embarassing than being forever immortalized as being assosciated with the "General's Chicken?".....How about being associated with a Skirt catching Malt Liquor Beer :) .... "Works Every Time".....Indeed :P Make sure you stop over by Mandi's site, as well - Ohnesti
F e b u a r y 7th
	The French are winning the Hot or Not contest. "France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France." -Mark Twain
F e b u a r y 6th
	Site uploaded to new domain, and will now be a colaberation of ppl posting and updating site. - Check out ebay Want to be Transparent, Japanese Scientist invents 'invisibility cloak' -Monsieur Latroir
F e b u a r y 3rd
	Today Fox News is running a special on commercials that are questionable like the Miller Lite Cat Fight --Monsieur Latroir
F e b u a r y 2nd
	India; Here are some links which will help us understand our new associates quality of life and country they work out of.
The CIA on India CIA Fact Book India Parliament \|Womens rights\| Dowry Discrimination -Monsieur Latroir	Castes explains the different caste in India from acient to current -Yes every country has its problems but some are more then others.-
F e b u a r y 1st Hey getting info on our outsource callcenters. Here are our friends in India Knoah "We at Earthlink are actively driving customer interaction on the web. To do this effectively we must improve response times while not compromising quality. As a result, we needed an offshore eService outsourcing partner who can enable us to manage our rapidly growing cusotmer communication over the Internet," said Executive Vice President, Customer Support, Earthlink," The benifits of outsourcing by CC Strategy Customer Contact strategy Forum EarthLink saved 500-700 percent on e-mail by outsourcing it to India while maintaining comparable or better quality of service. Reports of jobs moving to India where technicians average about 32500 Indian Rupees a month or about $650 U.S. dollars. Most of these technicians have a high degree of education and most hold a masters degree. Ajgaonkar a local businessman says. "And I don't have to pay more than Rs.750 (US$17) to a fresh programmer or a guy who has done a cheap course in multimedia from a small institute. I know he is unlikely to get more elsewhere." Threads on current Layoffs Dsl Reports ClientLogic Corp Tennesse Company for outsourcing They also support Juno, NetZero and Microsoft -Monsieur Latroir J a n u a r y 31st Uploaded magical site. - Check out the top hot or not link and vote for some of my fellow coworkers. - The IMAGE section is new - The LINK section has worksafe links -Monsieur Latroir